About Me: Tumblr currently owns my soul and I'm okay with that.
Being sick in Elementary:Yay home from school chicken noodle soup and movies
Being sick in high school:OH MY GOSH I'M GOING TO MISS A MATH NOTE AND THEN GET BEHIND IN ENGLISH AND THEN I'LL HAVE LATE MARKS OFF MY PRESENTATION AND I HAVE TO GO TO SCHOOL BECAUSE I'M GOING TO FAIL EVERYTHING AND DIE ALONE UNEDUCATED AND OLD AND NOT KNOWING HOW TO GRAPH A PARABOLA
College:did I have class today
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apiologies:

me like ‘haha yeah i can DEFINITELY write a five page paper in two hours!! time is a construct, deadlines have no meaning and also i’m dead inside’

(via urbancatfitters)

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1 day ago

religiousmom:

do you ever wanna listen to music but every song is just not the right song

(via thefuuuucomics)

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noguts-nogory:

kreaturefeature:

thievinggenius:

Tattoo done by Jemma Jones.
@wolfspit

So good

I think I need this.

noguts-nogory:

kreaturefeature:

thievinggenius:

Tattoo done by Jemma Jones.

@wolfspit

So good

I think I need this.

(via bowties-and-lace)

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1 day ago

cassieblack:

arineat:

sigmarikz:

certaflyably:

thirstingaintdead:

Top 3 phrases that’ll create sexual tension

  1. "Make me",
  2. "oh really",
  3. "is that so"

"prove it"

"What’s in it for me?"

"Wanna bet?"

"Scared, Potter?"

(via greenspacebeauty)

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catsofinstagram:

From @leepyu_cat: “She was still half asleep” #catsofinstagram [source: http://ift.tt/1nr9bZA ]

catsofinstagram:

From @leepyu_cat: “She was still half asleep” #catsofinstagram [source: http://ift.tt/1nr9bZA ]

(via fuckyeahfelines)

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1 day ago

The real difference between Gryffindor and Slytherin

brilliantbucky:

evil-freak:

Gryffindor : Mate, I would die for you

Slytherin : I will kill for you, bro. Just give me the word, the bitch is dead

Ravenclaw: I’ll find a way we both can survive

Hufflepuff: I’ll die with you

(via leaderoflokisarmy)

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