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ourtimeorg:

What do you think of this statement?

ourtimeorg:

What do you think of this statement?

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keepcalmandsuperwholock:

uctwerkeley:

slimewizard:

never not reblog

And then there’s good ol’ America

This actually makes me so angry. The truth is right here and people see it and brush it aside. We really could make things better. But no, America apparently wants to suck forever.

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8 hours ago

dangerhamster:

Rubeus Remus Potter. You were named after the only two people at Hogwarts who seemed to give shit about me, because come on who else would I name you after? A verbally abusive dickbag who was in love with my mum and gave me shit all my life and someone who convinced a bunch of children that they needed to be soldiers? What kind of awful aspirations would that make you end up having? Come on son I’m not an idiot…

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8 hours ago

dggeoff:

dggeoff:

my family got me a vibrating toothbrush that i can most definitely use to masturbate and finally get off gdi but the only problem here is that it’s got mike wasowskis face on it and i don’t know if im ready for that level of commitment

i did it. i did it and i hate myself.

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19 hours ago

buddhistmamaduck:

allthecolorsofdisney:

” Sophie , you’re beautiful! “

          

In the book, Sophie possess a certain kind of magical power - she makes things real by saying them. She can lay spells just by saying them. When she made hats, and she told a hat that it would make a rich young man fall in love with it, a rich young man fell in love with the woman who bought it. When she told a hat it would make some woman look beautiful, everyone knew the mayor’s wife looked positively radiant in it. It’s what drew the Witch to her hat shop in the first place.  When she cursed out a bucket of plant food, it turned to potent weed killer. When she told herself she might as well be an old woman, when she told herself she was doomed to fail, when she told herself she was plain and boring and no one would ever notice her, no one did.

When Howl tried to break the spell on Sophie, and he tried many times, he always failed. Not because his magic was less powerful than the Witch’s, but because it was less powerful than Sophie’s.

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19 hours ago

captainmoi:

George R.R. Martin can’t tweet because he’s killed off all 140 characters

(Source: achillesfeels, via elizabethsfantasy)

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1 day ago

Just for fun, I decided to search the names of a few countries in Google Images. These are the first images which showed up which weren’t maps or flags.

odins-one-eyed-fuck:

emperorbulblax:

Canada

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China

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New Zealand

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England

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Germany

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Australia

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Japan

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America

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as an american i can confirm this is exactly what the entire country looks like

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1 day ago

fenrir-kin:

brigwife:

kidouyuuto:

how did they learn to translate languages into other languages how did they know which words meant what HOW DID TH

English Person: *Points at an apple* Apple

French Person: Non c’est une fucking pomme 

*800 years of war*

"C’est une fucking pomme" is now my favourite phrase

right up there with Viva la pluto

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1 day ago
zipperchan:

how to cover dark circles

zipperchan:

how to cover dark circles

(Source: gypsylolita, via makenzieshae)

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1 day ago

pokemean:

youngharlemshawty:

World Population : 7,810,521,683 

just in case somebody start feelin too important

7,810,521,682 and me

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1 day ago

regulargreenlink:

Armin when the Colossal Titan attacked

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Armin when he was eating during training

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Armin when eren “died”

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americanhorrorsexy:

its a beautiful time to be alive 

americanhorrorsexy:

its a beautiful time to be alive 

(Source: beppski, via wakeupandlive19)

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2 days ago
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